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“I Speak Many Languages, Including the Language of Sex” - Get to Know Kristen Schaal in Seven Jokes

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write

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  • verb
  • To compose letters and words on paper or a screen
  • To invent or create a computer program
  • To create a song or piece of music

healthy

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  • adjecitve
  • In good condition physically, or financially; well

race

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  • noun
  • Speed contest between people, animals or vehicles
  • People who share physical features or culture
  • verb
  • To take part in a running or swimming competition
  • To move or go at a very fast pace
  • To take someone, something to a place very quickly

wedding

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US / ˈwedɪŋ /

UK / ˈwɛdɪŋ /

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  • noun
  • A marriage of two people
  • verb
  • To combine and join two things together as one

convenient

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UK / kənˈvinjənt /

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  • adjecitve
  • Allowing you to do something with less trouble

really

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US / ˈri:əli /

UK / ˈriəˌli, ˈrili /

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  • adverb
  • Used to stress something that is said; definitely
  • In a true or accurate manner
  • Very

research

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  • noun
  • Study done to discover new ideas and facts
  • Work done to find or discover knowledge
  • verb
  • To study in order to discover new ideas and facts

color

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UK / ˈkʌlɚ /

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  • noun
  • Quality of things you can see, e.g. red, blue
  • Pink or red in your face, e.g. after being ill
  • The shade of someone's skin e.g. black, or yellow
  • verb
  • To change or affect someone's opinion
  • To make something colorful using colored pencils

not

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  • adverb
  • Word indicating the negative
  • (Used to form the negative of verbs)

pick

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  • noun
  • Sharp tool used for breaking the ground
  • Item selected from a group of choices
  • verb
  • To take fruit or vegetables from a plant or tree
  • To decide on a thing from various choices; select
  • To remove (flower, etc.) with your fingers

can

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  • noun
  • A metal container for storing food
  • other
  • Able to; have the skill to; have the time to
  • verb
  • To have permission to
  • To be possible to do
  • To preserve food by sealing it in a metal container

our

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  • determiner
  • Belonging to us

would

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  • other
  • Used to indicate something imagined
  • Used to ask or request something politely
  • Verb used to indicate possibility, request etc.
  • Used to indicate a preference
  • Used to indicate a reaction
  • Indicates something that occurred repeatedly
  • Used to indicate willingness or ability to do

stomach

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  • noun
  • Place in the body where food is processed
  • verb
  • to be able to accept something unpleasant

but

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US / bət /

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  • conjunction
  • Used before you say something different, opposite

then

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  • adverb
  • A time that is not now
  • Following another thing in time or arrangement
  • Following on reasonably from what was just stated
  • At that time, not now

font

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  • noun
  • Size or style of type

right

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  • adjecitve
  • Correct or true
  • The south side of you looking at the rising sun
  • adverb
  • Exactly in a place or time
  • Being appropriate for a particular event
  • In a straight or direct manner
  • noun
  • Something you are legally or morally allowed to do
  • Ideal of what is just and good
  • Political view based on conservatism
  • verb
  • To fix something previously wrong or unjust
  • To make upright, as a boat that has turned over

that

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  • adjecitve
  • The person or thing being talked about
  • Used to identify something both the speakers know
  • adverb
  • Used to reinforce adjectives and adverbs
  • To such a degree
  • conjunction
  • Used to connect a noun clause
  • Used to introduce an adverbial clause
  • Used to introduce a noun clause
  • determiner
  • Used as a noun to refer to something
  • pronoun
  • Referring an object far away
  • Used to refer to the relative pronoun ‘which’

get

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  • verb
  • To become affected by illness or disease
  • To begin to feel or understand an emotion or idea
  • To send or bring someone or something home, etc.
  • To go somewhere to obtain something
  • To (cause to) do a particular thing
  • To obtain, receive or be given something
  • To currently have
  • To prepare for use
  • To understand something being said or read

what

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  • pronoun
  • Thing or things that; the same kind as
  • Used to emphasize something you are about to say
  • adjecitve
  • Used to refer to a particular amount, or number
  • Used to place emphasis on a particular quality
  • adverb
  • To a certain degree
  • determiner
  • Question words used for asking for information
  • exclamation
  • Used to express excitement, shock, or surprise
  • Used to ask people to repeat something they said

eye

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  • noun
  • The part of the body that you see with
  • The skill to see the good and bad parts of a thing
  • Hole at the end of a needle
  • verb
  • To watch or study something closely

kick

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  • noun
  • Feeling of enjoyment or excitement
  • verb
  • To hit or move something with the foot

find

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  • noun
  • Object discovered by chance
  • Things that have been discovered from searching
  • verb
  • To become aware of something that is happening
  • To discover or meet by chance
  • To decide if someone is guilty of a crime, or not
  • To learn through study, research, or effort
  • To discover something by looking for it

mean

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  • adjecitve
  • Being good at
  • Nasty; unkind
  • Not liking to spend money; cheap; stingy
  • noun
  • Average of a set of numbers
  • verb
  • To express a particular idea or thought
  • To intend to do something in particular
  • To have a particular meaning or value

about

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  • adverb
  • To be ready to; going to
  • Nearly; approximately; roughly
  • Near; next to; close to
  • In every direction; in the area of
  • preposition
  • Concerning or of (a topic)

keen

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  • adjecitve
  • Being eager or excited for something to happen
  • Liking something; wanting to do or have; desiring
  • Having highly developed senses (e.g. smell, taste)
  • Being clever or smart
  • verb
  • To make a loud sad cry, as because someone died

tell

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US / tel /

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  • verb
  • To (strongly) advise a person to do something
  • To be able to guess
  • To say or communicate information to someone
  • To inform, but without speaking; indicate
  • To have a negative effect on someone
  • To order someone to do something; command
  • To recognize something based on certain signs
  • To report something to an authority
  • To explain something or teach someone something

like

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  • adjecitve
  • Being equal in status or kind to something else
  • Similar; the same
  • adverb
  • For example
  • preposition
  • Used as a filler; used to ad emphasis
  • In a way similar to the way something is done
  • Such as; for example
  • verb
  • To want to
  • To find something pleasing; to prefer something

mom

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  • noun
  • A slang term for mother

out

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  • adverb
  • No longer stylish (e.g. fashion)
  • Away from home, business, or the usual place
  • In a direction/movement away from inside or center
  • noun
  • Act when a batter cannot continue playing
  • verb
  • To tell people a secret

company

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  • noun
  • Good feeling from being with someone else
  • A business that sells things or provides services
  • Guests, especially in your home
  • Being with another person rather than alone

surgery

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  • noun
  • A doctor's office; health clinic
  • Medical operation involving cutting into body

penis

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  • noun
  • Male organ for copulation and urination

help

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  • noun
  • Something given to enable a person to do something
  • Assistance given to someone in need
  • Someone who makes something easier or possible
  • verb
  • To act to enable a person to do something; assist
  • To make something better or less difficult

hot

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  • adjecitve
  • Angry or excited
  • Being very good at something
  • Having a high temperature
  • Popular and causing a great deal of excitement
  • Attractive in a sexually exciting way
  • (Of food) very spicy
  • Stolen; dangerous to buy or trade in

detour

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  • noun
  • Indirect route to avoid something, as an accident
  • verb
  • To (cause to) go around, as to avoid an accident

think

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  • verb
  • To have an idea about something without certainty
  • To have an idea, opinion or belief about something

anything

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  • pronoun
  • A thing of any kind

husband

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  • noun
  • Married man

secret

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  • adjecitve
  • That you don't want others to know; private
  • noun
  • Information you do not want others to know

and

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  • conjunction
  • Used to refer to two or more things
  • Plus; in addition; on top of that
  • Used to introduce an action that follows another

his

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  • pronoun
  • Something belonging to a male person

know

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  • verb
  • To be familiar with a person or place, thing
  • To feel sure or be convinced about something
  • To discover or be aware of something
  • To be able to distinguish
  • To have knowledge of things

pleasing

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  • adjecitve
  • Happy; delighted; entertaining
  • verb
  • To entertain someone, by dancing, singing etc.
  • To make someone happy by doing something

cover

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  • noun
  • A different version of another song
  • Bed sheets; blankets
  • (Police or military) protection from attack
  • Amount of money to be paid in an insurance claim
  • Thing you put over something to close or hide it
  • Front and back part of a book or magazine
  • Shelter built to protect from the natural elements
  • verb
  • To record a different version of another song
  • To include as part of its area
  • To put something over something to hide it
  • To discuss a subject in a talk or meeting
  • To form a layer over something so it is hidden
  • To have sufficient funds to pay for something
  • To include something within an agreed limit
  • To report news on TV, radio or in a newspaper
  • (Police or military) to protect from attack
  • To travel a certain distance in a given time
  • To wrap something with something, such as a cloth

have

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  • verb
  • To drink, smoke, eat or use something
  • To experience the effects of something
  • To organize an event, or join in an activity
  • To own, possess, or hold something
  • To cause to happen or produce a particular effect

notice

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  • noun
  • Time by when you must leave, e.g. if you are fired
  • Paper with an announcement, e.g. pinned to a board
  • verb
  • To become aware by sight, touch, or hearing

see

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US / si: /

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  • verb
  • To go on a date with someone
  • To predict whether something is, or will be true
  • To understand what someone says
  • To use your eyes to look at something
  • To visit a place often for sightseeing or pleasure
  • To visit or meet with someone
  • To find out by waiting or looking
  • To watch (a game, movie or TV show)

viagra

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  • noun
  • A drug taken to increase blood flow to the penis and improve erectile function.

they

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  • pronoun
  • Two or more people, animals, or things

assist

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  • verb
  • To help

look

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  • noun
  • Person's beauty or physical attractiveness
  • Particular style of dress, clothes, or appearance
  • The way someone, something appears to be
  • Act of searching for or examining something
  • verb
  • To appear to be; seem

heavy

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  • adjecitve
  • Greater in amount, degree, or severity than usual
  • Involving serious or strong emotions
  • Having a lot of weight

heart

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  • noun
  • A feeling of care for others; compassion
  • Courage, confidence, and emotional strength
  • Be cheerfully encouraging
  • Most essential, important, or central part
  • Referring to a promise or something important
  • State or feelings of affection or deep love
  • Core part of a vegetable, e.g. a lettuce
  • The part of the body that pumps blood
  • Place where emotions are believed to be felt
  • A shape that represents love

letter

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  • noun
  • One of the 26 parts of the English alphabet
  • Message you put in an envelope and send by post

well

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  • adjecitve
  • Being in a fortunate, good condition or state
  • Healthy and in good condition
  • adverb
  • In an acceptable, proper, or successful manner
  • In a complete, total, or full manner
  • A great and considerable degree
  • In a successful way, in a good or satisfactory way
  • exclamation
  • Used to begin or continue a particular statement
  • Used to show you want to start saying something
  • Used to express that you are waiting for a reply
  • You say this to change the topic of a conversation
  • Used to indicate you are making a final remark
  • noun
  • Long deep hole in the ground to get water
  • verb
  • To cause your eyes to fill with tears

ask

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  • verb
  • To say to someone that you want something

through

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  • adjecitve
  • having finished using or doing something
  • adverb
  • From the beginning of something until the end
  • preposition
  • Over, in, across an entire thing or place
  • Allowing you to pass between, or to
  • By a particular way or process; by the use of

for

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  • preposition
  • Used to show the purpose, or need of something

insurance

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  • noun
  • Protection against loss/injury/death you pay for

just

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  • adjecitve
  • Proper or appropriate; as is deserved
  • Doing or being what is right or fair
  • Legally correct; having enough evidence
  • adverb
  • Almost; nearly
  • Exactly at the time of
  • Exactly (the same as, like)

man

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  • noun
  • Humans in general, including male and female
  • An adult male human being
  • Male who acts in a masculine way; not like a woman
  • verb
  • To control or operate (a machine); be in charge of
  • To operate a machine (a boat, etc.)

make

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  • noun
  • Product made by a particular company; brand
  • verb
  • To arrange or prepare something e.g. dinner
  • To get to (a place) on time
  • To gain the status of (teacher, lawyer, etc.)
  • To create something by putting things together
  • To earn a certain amount of money at a job
  • To cause or force a person to do something
  • To cause something to happen or be formed

might

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  • other
  • Used to politely request an action
  • Used to express that something could happen
  • Power, strength, force or influence

you

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  • pronoun
  • Person someone is speaking or writing to
  • Person or people in general

one

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  • pronoun
  • You; we; people in general; someone
  • The thing or person previously referred to
  • adjecitve
  • Used to refer to people generally
  • Being a strong example of (something mentioned)
  • number
  • Number 1

the

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  • article
  • Used to refer to something already mentioned
  • Used to show there is only one of something
  • determiner
  • Used to describe all of a family

pump

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  • noun
  • A device more moving liquids
  • Light woman's shoe
  • verb
  • To make liquid or gas flow in a particular direction
  • To make water/other liquid move using a machine
  • To move in or out, or up and down quickly
  • asking for information in an indirect way

bad

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  • adjecitve
  • Not good; wrong
  • Lacking in good morals; evil
  • No longer fresh; spoiled

masturbate

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  • verb
  • To emit semen by self-manipulation of the penis

happy

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  • adjecitve
  • Feeling pleasure or joy; glad
  • Subtitles section
  • My mom told me that the secret to pleasing a man is through his stomach, but I have found a convenient detour through the penis.
  • My
  • Eyesight's getting worse, and I was thinking about getting Lasix.
  • I did some research, but I don't know.
  • It's not covered by insurance, and it's really expensive, but then I noticed that insurance companies are really keen on anything helping out the penis, you know, like Viagra, the penis pump, you know?
  • So I thought I'd write them a letter and say that I've been having trouble seeing penises, and I need the surgery so I can, you know, assist in the penis and just help make the penis healthier.
  • And I think that might kick in.
  • I know one penis that would be happy, and that's my husband.
  • I mean, we're still hot and heavy, don't get me wrong, but I know he masturbates.
  • But I asked him, I said, well, what do you think about when you masturbate?
  • And he looked me right in the eye, and he said, I think about our wedding.
  • I think about the colors that we chose, and then my heart gets racing, and I think about the font that we picked out for the invitations.
  • And apparently, it's the cake toppers that really just send him over the edge.
  • Here are some things about me, for better or worse.
  • Okay, so I lost some money in an investment the other year because I wanted to open a pet salon that was gothic-themed, and I was gonna call it Catacombs.
  • I dance like no one's watching, but I make love like everyone is.
  • Everyone.
  • Okay, so a couple years ago, I went on a date with a man, and he was like, hey, I bought you pizza.
  • Why don't we go back to my place and do a little wah, wah, wah?
  • And I was like, what?
  • He's like, we'll do a little wah, wah, wah.
  • And I was like, I think your pantomime's off.
  • And he was like, is it?
  • Or do I just have a hook dick?
  • And
  • He did, and we went on a few more dates after that.
  • I went to the gynecologist, and I'm not sure I've never been.
  • So
  • There we go, I guess.
  • Thank you.
  • Lichtenbeetz-Lienstein-Burscht.
  • That's German, for I'm not wearing any underwear.
  • Schang-Nee-Fang-Poin-Kai.
  • It's Mandarin for just kidding.
  • I...
  • A-loo-way, a-shoo-pay, a-boosh-lay-poo.
  • That's French, of course.
  • For actually, I'm not kidding.
  • I'm not wearing any underwear at all, or any inhibitions, for that matter.
  • As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
  • I
  • Just wanted to put that out there.
  • This morning, I woke up from this real sexy sex, sex dream.
  • Sex
  • Dream.
  • Where I was making love to George Washington.
  • Or rather, he was making love to me, and I was just keeping real still.
  • Like it's done.
  • And things are going better than I could have ever dreamed of, which is ironic.
  • Um...
  • When halfway through, out of nowhere, my vagina just turns into this avocado pit, and George Washington was like, what the f*** is that?
  • And
  • I was like, oh, I don't know, I'm sorry.
  • Oh, God.
  • Wanted to die.
  • Thank God I woke up, because I don't know how I would have gotten out of that mess.
  • I have been trying to learn how to cook, and I've been very adventurous in the kitchen.
  • In fact, the other night, there was this huge explosion, because I tried to combine pasta with anti-pasta.
  • No bueno.
  • If I were to be a food critic, I already know what my first negative review would be.
  • It would say, the Gorgonzola burger at Cafe Lue, Kristin Schaal says, I couldn't poop it out fast enough.
  • Yeah, that's the universe.
  • That does deserve an applause.
  • You're right.
  • You're right.
  • The story of how I was born is pretty incredible.
  • My mom and my dad met when my dad was fighting in the Persian Gulf War, the great one.
  • And he was fighting harder than he's ever fought in his entire life.
  • But he still got captured by the Persians.
  • So, yeah, harrowing.
  • So what they did to my dad is they drug him to this abandoned warehouse, where they demanded that he reveal all of the American secrets.
  • There's only one, but it's a good one.
  • And I'm not gonna say it out loud, because this show is being hosted by a foreigner.
  • We
  • Know, we know what it is.
  • So, he refused to reveal the secret, and they ordered him to strip down to his underwear.
  • And my dad wore these tighty-whitey boxer briefs with these French cuts up the side here.
  • Do they still make those?
  • And he has this incredible tattoo of a bald eagle just spread across his chest, and it's giving birth to a coyote.
  • Right here.
  • And the coyote is just fresh to the world and dripping with placenta, and it's starving.
  • So it is going to town on the stomach of a deer, just eating it, and the entrails of the deer are just peeking out ever so subtly from the French cuts up the side.
  • So that's my dad.
  • And even in his statuesque yet vulnerable state, he still refused to reveal the secret, thank God.
  • So what they did was they strapped him into a chair so that he couldn't move a muscle, and they installed a faucet over his head that would drip just one drop of water methodically on his forehead so that he would lose his mind.
  • It's called Chinese water torture, for all of you that are not Chinese.
  • The torture that they're coming up with in China is so creative.
  • They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow.
  • So patient.
  • Man, watch out for China, I say.
  • They have all the ambition as we do, but none of the heart.
  • So there is my dad.
  • Now, just in case you're out there sitting there thinking, I don't think this story is true.
  • I think she's making this up.
  • Well, I tell you what.
  • I brought my dad here tonight to do a dramatic reenactment to prove to you that it happened.
  • So if my dad, Carl Schall, if he could come out.
  • My dad.
  • Okay, slow down, Dad, slow down.
  • Okay, so you were sitting like you were.
  • Remember how you were tied up?
  • Now, Dad, I thought that we agreed that you'd come out without your shirt so that they could see the tattoo.
  • Okay, I guess the world's not ready.
  • Okay, so there you are, you were tied down, right?
  • And there is a drip just coming down, driving you nuts, right, Dad?
  • And you wouldn't reveal the secret.
  • And what's the secret, Dad?
  • He's good, he's good.
  • So patriotic.
  • Okay, so there's my dad and he's just losing his mind.
  • God, that must have been awful for you.
  • Okay, and then on the fourth night, my mom, who was the enemy, snuck into the warehouse.
  • And yes, I did bring my mom, Pam Schall, if she could come out.
  • She is, okay.
  • Your mom, all right.
  • Now, Mom, so you were the enemy, right?
  • And you snuck in and you were just overcome by Dad's courage and his ink, right?
  • Okay, so now what you did next was, didn't you, you sat on Dad's lap, right?
  • Do you wanna reenact that for everybody?
  • What happened there?
  • Okay, there you go.
  • Okay, well, I thought you straddled him, but I wasn't there, so it's fine.
  • Okay, so this is the best part.
  • So Mom, you, okay, this is, so you, your long blonde hair back then was just whipping in Dad's face, right?
  • So young, and this is tough, because he was the prisoner, but also possibly the future father of an amazing child, right?
  • So what did you do next, Mom?
  • This is my favorite part.
  • What happened?
  • You did him, didn't you, Mom?
  • Did him, and that's how I was born.