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Nothing ruins a whole day like your team losing ?? (w/PassTheMeerkat)

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have

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US / həv /

UK / hæv /

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  • verb
  • To drink, smoke, eat or use something
  • To experience the effects of something
  • To organize an event, or join in an activity
  • To own, possess, or hold something
  • To cause to happen or produce a particular effect

hear

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US / hɪə(r) /

UK / hɪr /

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  • verb
  • To be aware of sound; to perceive with the ear
  • To be told or find out information or facts
  • To consider or listen to a court case

could

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US / kəd /

UK / kʊd /

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  • other
  • Past form of 'can' to mean have ability
  • Used to ask for something politely, or to offer

know

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US / nəʊ /

UK / noʊ /

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  • verb
  • To be familiar with a person or place, thing
  • To feel sure or be convinced about something
  • To discover or be aware of something
  • To be able to distinguish
  • To have knowledge of things

kitchen

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US / ˈkɪtʃɪn /

UK / ˈkɪtʃən /

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  • noun
  • Place where food is cooked

problem

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US / ˈprɒbləm /

UK / ˈprɑbləm /

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  • adjecitve
  • Causing trouble
  • noun
  • Something difficult to deal with or causes trouble
  • Question to show understanding of a math concept

loss

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US / lɒs /

UK / lɔ:s /

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  • noun
  • Friend, family, or other loved person's death
  • Decrease or decline in quantity or amount
  • Experience or state of failing to have or keep
  • A situation when you lose a game
  • Process of failing to have or keep something
  • Difficulty or trouble caused by someone's leaving
  • Situation when more money is spent than is earned

whenever

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US / wenˈevə(r) /

UK / hwɛnˈɛvɚ /

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  • adverb
  • At any or every time that

get

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US / ɡet /

UK / ɡɛt /

A1
  • verb
  • To become affected by illness or disease
  • To begin to feel or understand an emotion or idea
  • To send or bring someone or something home, etc.
  • To go somewhere to obtain something
  • To (cause to) do a particular thing
  • To obtain, receive or be given something
  • To currently have
  • To prepare for use
  • To understand something being said or read

win

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US / wɪn /

UK / wɪn /

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  • noun
  • Success in beating the other team or competitors
  • Success in a game or contest
  • verb
  • To get something as a prize because of a success
  • To gain something you want because of your efforts
  • To succeed in a game or contest

cousin

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  • noun
  • Child of your uncle or aunt
  • Something similar to or related to something else

house

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  • noun
  • Place where a specific activity or business occurs
  • Building in which a family, person lives
  • verb
  • To give someone a place to live
  • To contain or store something

sink

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US / sɪŋk /

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  • noun
  • Large bowl in a kitchen or washroom for washing
  • verb
  • To push something down into the ground
  • To dig (a well)
  • To move down toward a lower point
  • To decrease in value or amount

right

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US / raɪt /

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  • adjecitve
  • Correct or true
  • The south side of you looking at the rising sun
  • adverb
  • Exactly in a place or time
  • Being appropriate for a particular event
  • In a straight or direct manner
  • noun
  • Something you are legally or morally allowed to do
  • Ideal of what is just and good
  • Political view based on conservatism
  • verb
  • To fix something previously wrong or unjust
  • To make upright, as a boat that has turned over

like

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  • adjecitve
  • Being equal in status or kind to something else
  • Similar; the same
  • adverb
  • For example
  • preposition
  • Used as a filler; used to ad emphasis
  • In a way similar to the way something is done
  • Such as; for example
  • verb
  • To want to
  • To find something pleasing; to prefer something

what

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  • pronoun
  • Thing or things that; the same kind as
  • Used to emphasize something you are about to say
  • adjecitve
  • Used to refer to a particular amount, or number
  • Used to place emphasis on a particular quality
  • adverb
  • To a certain degree
  • determiner
  • Question words used for asking for information
  • exclamation
  • Used to express excitement, shock, or surprise
  • Used to ask people to repeat something they said

that

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US / ðæt /

UK / ðæt, ðət /

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  • adjecitve
  • The person or thing being talked about
  • Used to identify something both the speakers know
  • adverb
  • Used to reinforce adjectives and adverbs
  • To such a degree
  • conjunction
  • Used to connect a noun clause
  • Used to introduce an adverbial clause
  • Used to introduce a noun clause
  • determiner
  • Used as a noun to refer to something
  • pronoun
  • Referring an object far away
  • Used to refer to the relative pronoun ‘which’

happen

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UK / ˈhæpən /

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  • verb
  • To take place or occur

yeah

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US / jeə /

UK / ˈjɛə, ˈjæə, jɛ- /

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  • exclamation
  • Another way of saying 'yes'

twice

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UK / twaɪs /

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  • adverb
  • Two times

ticket

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  • noun
  • Piece of paper allowing you enter or use something
  • Official paper showing something illegal was done
  • Printed paper showing a price, size or information
  • verb
  • To sell tickets for an event, journey or activity
  • To give paper to show someone had acted illegally

watch

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  • noun
  • Period of time someone is responsible for guarding
  • Device you wear on your wrist that shows the time
  • Official warning statement, e.g. of bad weather
  • verb
  • To keep in check, manage, or control something
  • To look at something for entertainment, e.g. TV
  • To guard a place or people; protect child, etc.
  • To look at carefully to work out what is happening
  • To protect and care for someone or something

clock

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  • noun
  • A device that shows the time
  • verb
  • To measure the time something takes

lose

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US / lu:z /

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  • verb
  • To be unable to keep in check or control something
  • To decrease in value or quantity (e.g. weight)
  • To stop having certain qualities or abilities
  • To stop having or being entitled to
  • To fail to win something that is being contested
  • To be unable to find something you once had
  • To be dependent on someone (used with 'not')

buoy

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  • noun
  • (Often official) floating marker in water or sea
  • verb
  • To lift something up; give a boost to

day

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US / deɪ /

UK / de /

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  • noun
  • A period of 24 hours beginning at midnight
  • The period of time when it is light outside
  • Person's name

downstair

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arsenal

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US / 'ɑ:sənl /

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  • noun
  • Place where weapons are stored

exactly

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  • adverb
  • No more and no less than; precisely

peak

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US / pi:k /

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  • noun
  • Part of a cap that sticks out over your eyes
  • The very top of a mountain
  • State when something is at its best
  • Time or point when the highest level occurs
  • verb
  • To reach the highest or best point

eat

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US / i:t /

UK / it /

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  • verb
  • To put food in your mouth

obviously

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  • adverb
  • In a way that is obvious/easy to see or understand

team

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  • noun
  • Group of people working on a task together
  • Group of people playing a sport together

use

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  • noun
  • Ability to employ something
  • Need to enable it to work
  • Permission to do something with something
  • Act of spending money
  • Operation of a machine for its function
  • verb
  • To have; to eat, drink, consume etc.
  • To need to operate or work
  • To operate a machine, e.g. a computer
  • To treat a person badly
  • To do something with, for a task or purpose

and

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US / ənd /

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  • conjunction
  • Used to refer to two or more things
  • Plus; in addition; on top of that
  • Used to introduce an action that follows another

back

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  • adjecitve
  • Farthest from the front e.g. in a classroom
  • adverb
  • Have returned to a place you were before
  • noun
  • The part of a chair that the upper body leans upon
  • Location at the rear of something
  • The reverse of side something
  • Area on the rear of your body
  • verb
  • To bet money on something
  • To go backwards in a car
  • To support and encourage someone or some cause

money

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US / 'mʌnɪ /

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  • noun
  • Coins or notes we use to pay for things

come

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  • verb
  • To arrive at a place
  • (Of mail) to be delivered
  • To move toward someone; go with someone
  • To reach a certain point or state

game

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US / ɡeɪm /

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  • noun
  • Activity with rules that people play to have fun
  • Birds and animals people hunt to kill and eat
  • Match between two teams

think

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  • verb
  • To have an idea about something without certainty
  • To have an idea, opinion or belief about something

early

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  • adjecitve
  • Happening or appearing before
  • adverb
  • Coming/happening before others in a time sequence
  • Happening sooner than expected

from

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US / frəm /

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  • preposition
  • Starting at a particular place, time or level

manny

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US / ˈmæni /

UK / /

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  • noun
  • A male nanny.

spoon

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  • noun
  • Tool with a rounded end for eating ice cream, etc.
  • verb
  • To serve ice cream, etc. using a spoon

affect

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  • verb
  • To cause a change in something else

only

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  • adverb
  • Just one; just that amount or thing; not more than
  • Not very important or serious
  • Just that type of thing, person
  • Short time ago; not before a certain time
  • conjunction
  • Except; but

dad

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  • noun
  • Another word for father

mess

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US / mes /

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  • noun
  • Something that is untidy, dirty or unclean
  • verb
  • To make something untidy or dirty

not

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UK / nɑt /

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  • adverb
  • Word indicating the negative
  • (Used to form the negative of verbs)

quite

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  • adverb
  • Not very; fairly
  • Very; In a complete or total manner

whole

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  • adjecitve
  • Complete or full; all of
  • Being in a good condition
  • noun
  • Complete amount or sum; total

now

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  • adverb
  • At the present time or moment
  • Right away or in the next possible moment
  • Used to refer to something that just happened
  • Time between the present and a moment in the past
  • conjunction
  • Resulting from or because of something

yellow

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  • adjecitve
  • Color of lemons or the sun
  • Lacking in courage; cowardly (used as an INSULT)
  • verb
  • To turn yellow, often due to being old

daddy

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US / ˈdædi /

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  • noun
  • Another word for father

mood

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  • noun
  • Emotion or a state of mind; how you feel

sport

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  • noun
  • Something that is done for fun, e.g. football
  • Game or physical exercise with rules
  • Someone with a good attitude when things go badly
  • verb
  • To do something for fun, e.g. playing with animals
  • To wear, or show something off by wearing it

but

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US / bət /

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  • conjunction
  • Used before you say something different, opposite

finish

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  • noun
  • End of something; completion
  • Final coat (of paint) applied to a surface
  • verb
  • To use or consume all of something
  • To reach the end; to complete something
  • To put a final surface (e.g. paint) on something

good

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  • adjecitve
  • Proper, appropriate or right
  • (Of an amount) enough; plenty
  • Excellent; high quality
  • Acting well or properly; of moral character
  • In a positive or happy emotional state
  • noun
  • Advantage or benefit

saturday

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US / /

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  • noun
  • Sixth day of the week; the day after Friday

shout

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US / ʃaʊt /

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  • noun
  • Speaking loudly so you get attention
  • verb
  • To speak very loudly to get attention

would

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  • other
  • Used to indicate something imagined
  • Used to ask or request something politely
  • Verb used to indicate possibility, request etc.
  • Used to indicate a preference
  • Used to indicate a reaction
  • Indicates something that occurred repeatedly
  • Used to indicate willingness or ability to do

arm

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  • noun
  • Part of your body from your shoulder to your hand
  • A branch of another object e.g. company
  • The side part of a chair where your arms go
  • The influence or power an authority has
  • verb
  • To activate a weapon or bomb for use
  • To give a gun or other weapon to a person or group

play

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  • noun
  • Loose, free movement between two objects
  • Single action in a sports game
  • Performance in which people act in a theater
  • verb
  • To act as a character in a movie, or on stage
  • To perform music on an instrument
  • To use a device, e.g. a video game
  • To do something for enjoyment and fun
  • To do or perform a game or sport

washing

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  • verb
  • To clean someone or something with soap and water
  • To move somewhere by flowing

this

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  • adjecitve
  • Used to indicate something already been discussed
  • Used to indicate something happening around now
  • adverb
  • An indication by a physical motion or gesture
  • A specific amount of
  • determiner
  • Person, thing, or idea near you
  • pronoun
  • Person, thing that has already been discussed

also

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US / 'ɔ:lsəʊ /

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  • adverb
  • In addition; too; in a similar way

you

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US / jʊ /

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  • pronoun
  • Person someone is speaking or writing to
  • Person or people in general

cupboard

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US / ˈkʌbəd /

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  • noun
  • Piece of furniture used for storage

investment

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US / ɪnˈvestmənt /

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  • noun
  • Something purchased hoping its value will increase
  • Act of giving time, energy to see a future reward

the

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UK / ðə /

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  • article
  • Used to refer to something already mentioned
  • Used to show there is only one of something
  • determiner
  • Used to describe all of a family

one

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  • pronoun
  • You; we; people in general; someone
  • The thing or person previously referred to
  • adjecitve
  • Used to refer to people generally
  • Being a strong example of (something mentioned)
  • number
  • Number 1

than

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US / ðən /

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  • conjunction
  • Used to compare two things that are not equal

live

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US / lɪv /

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  • adjecitve
  • Being broadcast as events happen, not recorded
  • Carrying electric current; able to give a shock
  • Glowing because burning; hot
  • Not yet killed (for food)
  • adverb
  • (Music, drama) as it is performed
  • verb
  • To be alive
  • To experience a particular type of life
  • To make your home in a house or town

man

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  • noun
  • Humans in general, including male and female
  • An adult male human being
  • Male who acts in a masculine way; not like a woman
  • verb
  • To control or operate (a machine); be in charge of
  • To operate a machine (a boat, etc.)

stand

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  • noun
  • Effort to fight against something
  • Piece of furniture; device to hold or support
  • Place in a stadium where spectators watch
  • Table where things are sold at a fair or market
  • verb
  • To be a candidate in an election
  • To be able to accept someone, something; bear
  • To last for a long time
  • To be upright; not be sitting or lying down
  • To place something in a particular position; place
  • To be (as stated)
  • To still be valid
  • To have an opinion about something

vex

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US / veks /

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  • verb
  • To make someone feel annoyed or worried

bad

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  • adjecitve
  • Not good; wrong
  • Lacking in good morals; evil
  • No longer fresh; spoiled

intense

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US / ɪn'tens /

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  • adjecitve
  • Very strong, great or extreme in degree

season

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  • noun
  • One of Spring, Summer, Autumn (Fall) and Winter
  • Time of year when something usually happens
  • verb
  • To add pepper and salt to something
  • To prepare wood for use by allowing it to dry

three

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US / θri: /

UK / θri /

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  • number
  • Number 3

post

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  • noun
  • Message delivered or shared in an online group
  • Piece of wood, metal in the ground for support
  • Job or position within an organization or company
  • Place where a soldier, etc. is ordered to go
  • verb
  • To send a letter or package using stamps
  • To share a message on an internet discussion group
  • To send a soldier somewhere to do a job
  • To put a message in public for everyone to see

yes

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US / jes /

UK / jɛs /

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  • adverb
  • Way to say you agree or will do something

barge

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UK / bɑ:rdʒ /

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  • noun
  • Large low boat with a flat bottom
  • verb
  • To push your way into a place or conversation

they

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US / ðeɪ /

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  • pronoun
  • Two or more people, animals, or things

slam

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  • noun
  • Act or sound of closing a door, etc. violently
  • verb
  • To criticize sharply
  • To shut with a lot of force, making a loud noise

son

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  • noun
  • Male child; friendly way of addressing a boy

possible

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  • adjecitve
  • Being able or appropriate for a task or purpose
  • Having a chance of happening, or being true

start

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  • noun
  • First time or place that a thing exists; beginning
  • First opportunity to achieve something, e.g. a job
  • Sudden action or movement because you are scared
  • other
  • Beginning of something in place or time
  • verb
  • To do, be or happen for the first time; begin
  • To turn something on

defend

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  • verb
  • To protect and explain your position in court
  • To protect against an attack
  • To try to prevent another team from scoring

card

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  • noun
  • One of 54 pieces of paper used in a game of cards
  • Small piece of paper or plastic used as ID
  • verb
  • (Golf) to record how many hits you took

home

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  • adjecitve
  • A sports team's own field or place of play
  • adverb
  • Into the correct or intended position
  • noun
  • House, apartment or building to be rented or sold
  • Institution for sick or elderly people
  • Place where a person or a family lives
  • Country where a person lives or was born
  • Region that is native to peoples, plant or animals
  • verb
  • To move towards a particular target location

just

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US / dʒʌst /

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  • adjecitve
  • Proper or appropriate; as is deserved
  • Doing or being what is right or fair
  • Legally correct; having enough evidence
  • adverb
  • Almost; nearly
  • Exactly at the time of
  • Exactly (the same as, like)

talk

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  • noun
  • Style of speaking
  • Discussion between two countries
  • Giving information in front of people; lecture
  • Saying things or ideas to someone with words
  • verb
  • To make a formal speech about something
  • To say things or ideas to someone with words

for

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US / fə(r) /

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  • preposition
  • Used to show the purpose, or need of something

door

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UK / dɔr,dor /

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  • noun
  • You walk through this when you go in a room

time

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  • noun
  • Speed at which music is played; tempo
  • Point as shown on a clock, e.g. 3 p.m
  • Number of hours, minutes needed to do something
  • Occasion when something happens
  • Period or occasion that something occurred
  • Period in history or the past
  • Something measured in minutes, hours, days, etc.
  • How long an event takes; duration
  • verb
  • To check speed at which music is performed
  • To choose a specific moment to do something
  • To measure how long an event takes, e.g. a race
  • To schedule something to occur at a specific moment

why

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UK / hwaɪ, waɪ /

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  • adverb
  • Question word to ask for a reason
  • exclamation
  • (Used to express surprise or approval)

through

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  • adjecitve
  • having finished using or doing something
  • adverb
  • From the beginning of something until the end
  • preposition
  • Over, in, across an entire thing or place
  • Allowing you to pass between, or to
  • By a particular way or process; by the use of

fan

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  • noun
  • Thing you wave in front of your face to stay cool
  • Someone who admires a famous person, sport etc.
  • verb
  • To blow air upon a fire to make it stronger
  • To use a device to cool yourself, something

news

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  • noun
  • Broadcast on radio or TV about recent events
  • Information about recent events

score

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  • noun
  • A sharp mark or cut in the surface of something
  • Current number of points given in a game, contest
  • The written notes and parts of a piece of music
  • An achievement of success
  • Number of points on a test
  • verb
  • To mark or cut something with a sharp object
  • To get or give points in a game, contest, or test
  • To achieve success with something
  • To get points in a test
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  • Now, when it comes to football, like my dad is the worst fan possible.
  • So my dad's an Arsenal fan, yeah?
  • He's got a season ticket.
  • So when he goes to games and he watches them lose, it's like twice as bad.
  • It's more intense, not only because you've lost money, but you've also lost time.
  • It's investment.
  • Now I knew quite early on that when my dad comes home and Arsenal have lost, like I'm not going to have a good day.
  • Arsenal lost, you lost.
  • Yeah, exactly, Arsenal's arm loss.
  • So what used to happen at three o'clock kick-offs, obviously it's not live, so I'd be watching Sky Sports News, innit?
  • But I'd be watching Arsenal scores because I knew that would affect my dad's mood.
  • Man United are winning, yeah?
  • The Nistro is quite a hat-trick.
  • I'm vexed that Flamini's got a yellow card on Saturday, yeah?
  • One time my dad comes home, vexed, Arsenal just lost, I think it was 2-0 to Chelsea.
  • My dad's vexed.
  • I hear him barging through the door, he's slamming bare doors, slamming bare cupboards, and he shouts for him to come downstairs.
  • I come downstairs, I'm like, yes, yes, Daddy.
  • He was like, Manny, what is this in the kitchen?
  • I only had one spoon in the sink, yeah?
  • The whole kitchen's a mess.
  • I was like, Dad, like, I was just washing up, I'm going to come and finish it.
  • He goes, no, this is your problem, you just stand there, you're not defending the back post.
  • I said, I said, I said, I said, what?
  • I said, what?
  • I was like, Dad, I'm not a buoy, I'm your son.
  • I'm your son.
  • Why are you talking to me like this, yeah?
  • That's when I knew, coming home, when Arsenal lose, bruv, it's long.
  • It's peak, it's peak, it's peak.
  • From now on, yeah, I started going to my cousin's house whenever Arsenal were playing.
  • Yeah, you could be the right team.
  • My uncle's worse than my dad.
  • Because he's a Chelsea fan, yeah?
  • And when Chelsea lose, me and my cousin, we don't eat that day.