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- Welcome back to a new stream
- and everyone, to give a very warm welcome to Arnold,
- So, okay, so let me just
- so I'm guessing you think Ahsoka is canon and or not canon?
- Is that as if I had to kind of just guess
- just understanding what you're laying out there?
- The end of the day, as long as I have the first six movies and I have the Clone Wars
- I'm happy.
- Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that.
- As long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have the first six movies
- and I have the Clone Wars
- I'm happy.
- Oh yeah, yeah, I can see that.
- As long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the day
- as long as I have everything before of the end of the
- Get the music on!
- Oh!
- Oh, he's more air horn!
- This is the Slumberwalker!
- Oh, yeah!
- Let's go, baby!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!
- Oh, hold on, we gotta do a dance number here.
- Come with me.
- Let's go, we gotta slumber tonight.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, that's hilarious!
- What the fuck?!
- What the fuck is this?!
- Dude, what the hell?
- This is so freakin' hilarious!
- What the fuck? !
- Um, yeah, so I'll admit
- I pretty much hated Phantom Menace when it came out.
- Um... What?
- And I want you to get out of this office right now!
- Out!
- Who knows if any of them get made at this point.
- All right.
- OK, chat, listen, I got a show to run here.
- You can't expect someone to jump in and be like
- put me on the show.
- Put me on the show.
- Like we got our own show.
- We're talking about stuff, man.
- Someone want to send him the link?
- Get him in here.
- Is that what you guys want?
- No problem, dude.
- You get him on.
- Tony and I need referee jerseys and a whistle.
- It's always always got to be respectful.
- Oh, hello.
- There we go.
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
- Right.
- But, that's my concern and my fear
- that that's, that's all we're going to get now
- is the best of it is to see Luke CGI monstrosity saying like the force may be
- oh he's gone,
- He's one with the force now.
- Hello there, this is Darth Melvin
- leader of the Knights of Melvin.
- Hello there, this is Darth Melvin
- leader of the Knights of Melvin.
- I am the people's champ.
- I am here to avenge Star Wars.
- Listen, uh, Theory, I can't top this guy.
- Goodbye.
- It's all you guys.
- It's all you guys.
- Peace out.
- Like Jar Jar was so annoying to me.
- I won't lie.
- Like, yeah.
- Ahsoka in her live action show
- I just thought she, I didn't hate her
- I just thought she was lame.
- And then Hera I thought was completely wasted.
- And it sucks because they're all actresses, man.
- I know Mary Elizabeth Winstead can act
- I know Rosario Dawson can act
- and they weren't pushed.
- Most of it was very dry and
- Well, static, I guess.
- That's because of the time in the Empire.
- They're not going to be hopeful and go lucky until she shifts into the white version,
- I'm not looking for that.
- I just want an emotional performance of any kind.
- One of the bigger examples
- I think, we had on EFAP
- was when they're in that space battle
- and she tells Sabine how they're going to be taking out the ships
- and they get one in like a unified way,
- Or I think she orders, she gives her the signal.
- She says she wants to shout now.
- now, a lot of characters will go now
- like they're gonna get really into it
- energy, and rosario dawson goes now
- oh, i felt that, um, what's up guys
- what's going on, chillin man
- how you doing tonight
- i'm good, pretending like we haven't talked
- i know, i, uh, there's just a fallenness
- uh, do you guys feel that
- i, i feel like the next block we're gonna see is gonna be primarily a red background,
- It's just very cold.
- It just became very cold everywhere.
- Chat, do you guys feel this?
- Do you feel this coldness?
- He should have his own intro, dude.
- Hello there, this is Darth Melvin
- leader of the Knights of Melvin.
- What's up, guys?
- What up, Melvin?
- Melvin!
- Here to chill, you know
- I don't think I'm gonna rage much
- maybe, maybe it depends what we talk about
- South Park, buying it,
- Yeah, South Park.
- Oh, yeah They roasted Kathleen Kennedy and Disney.
- Yeah, but just did you see what the shills are saying?
- The shills are saying that they're roasting us.
- Oh
- I do think they took a mild shot at people that care too much about it
- and are giving Kathleen Kennedy hate,
- But really, they're not shitting on people like that.
- They're shitting on Kathleen Kennedy and Disney.
- What do you think of Gina's tweet?
- I thought it was very good
- and I'm very curious to see what else Disney told her.
- You know, told her to unfollow accounts.
- Really just trying to micromanage her life.
- And yeah, it's gonna be really interesting to see what she has to say,
- Well, not a lot, but there's some stuff that Jay's told me
- that I'm just like crazy
- but I'd love to have her here on the show someday,
- That'd be nice.
- Jay is very wise.
- He knows all.
- Jay knows all, dude.
- Jay knows all, sees all.
- But plays like he doesn't.
- I think he might be secretly a Disney shill
- because he's always at the parks
- might be a Sith infiltrator
- You never know, playing both sides.
- I really wanted to see him get on the shill cruiser
- but you know, That would have been top tier Star Wars content
- Especially if you joined them theory
- that would have been great.
- Oh my god.
- I would have loved that
- I don't want to stay there overnight though.
- Yeah, it's a little too much the first night
- if I go out of my mind
- I
- I swear, do you make YouTube shorts?
- I swear to goodness I saw a short of you before.
- I make a few shorts, but mostly I do the long form videos taking down Disney Star Wars,
- It is trash and we are avenging Star Wars on my channel.
- I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy.
- This is your guy, right here.
- Do you know Mike Zero?
- I've got a whole playlist on Mike Zero, I've exposed him.
- He had a playlist on me too, years ago.
- Me and Fury, you know
- we got off to a bad start
- but you know, we talk.
- And here we are, I think this is the will of the force.
- And Fury is embracing his inner Qui Gon Jinn.
- I'm here to wreck the internet.
- So what's the next move?
- What's the next move?
- I don't know, Disney Star Wars in to be excited about?
- People need to embrace the dark side.
- I could just, I'm going to be watching this show one day
- and all of a sudden, he's going to like hack everyone's televisions.
- Dude, literally, literally.
- That's what I'm telling you.
- That's what Melvin's going to do.
- It's just going to be like.
- It's also like, I feel like you have the same sort of thoughts about Luke when he entered the room in Mando season two finale,
- He just didn't really ask questions
- he was just pretty calm and quiet.
- He doesn't need to ask questions because
- the questions that he needs answered
- he already knows the answer to,
- I don't buy it, I'm sorry.
- I think that Luke would be very invested in knowing how this all came to be
- why they're even on this particular ship
- who's, what were the robots after them,
- Very personable guy.
- So he doesn't really know who he can trust at this point.
- He doesn't know who he can really talk to.
- And he just is there for the child.
- He knows that he's force sensitive.
- He's like a baby Yoda.
- Any empire, whoever the remnants of them want him.
- And so he doesn't need to say much.
- He's a boss, walks in the room, takes the kid, peaces out.
- I mean, I guess we disagree on what Luke would have done in that scenario,
- If you were writing that episode
- and let's say, it had to go there
- what would you put in?
- Obviously you'd want information on Moff Gideon.
- That's a huge deal.
- It's like, what is this guy?
- What does he represent?
- What's going on with the Empire?
- That's a huge problem we have in Ahsoka
- and some other stuff is like where is Luke?
- Why isn't he aware of all this stuff?
- We know he's sitting on a planet right now
- meditating, when he should be actively involved,
- This is absurd, Like he he's one of the most invested and sure
- the horrors of the Empire would never rise again
- that sort of stuff, But of course
- they're building to the sequel trilogy now
- So I wonder if they're tethered
- they've got to get him out of interest for galaxy concerns and his own family
- Do you worry that?
- We're heading toward the sequels
- and so they're gonna have to build it that way,
- Of course I worry.
- Yeah.
- Of course I worry.
- Gina and Starcruiser cosplay as Mando and Kirito.
- Wowzers!
- That would have been awesome.
- That would have been great.
- You probably couldn't pay her enough to put that costume back on
- dude.
- There's no way.
- I think the costume means a lot to her and a lot of people.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- So I think she would love to wear that again.
- But, I mean, I don't, I don't know how that works with contract stuff,
- Like, what can you dress up as your own character
- if it's owned by them?
- I don't know.
- I don't even know how that works.
- Considered cosplay.
- Yeah.
- Cosplay as herself.
- I've been trying to get Jay on my channel for a while.
- He's a busy guy.
- He's always busy hanging out with Gina.
- Melvin's actually Kathy.
- Damn.
- Confirmed?
- Hell no.
- We'll never know.
- I guess we'll never know.
- No, I'm actually Jay.
- That's why he's not gonna show up on the screen.
- When are you..., I think Melvin
- you said you're gonna do a face reveal at a hundred K
- Let's get Melvin to a hundred K
- A hundred K, Then, uh
- all the ladies will be flowing to the fucking channel,
- Melvin's sex symbol.
- Alright, I'm not trying to be cancelled again here, okay?
- They're gonna blame me for this.
- You guys all in Florida?
- Me and Will are.
- Yeah.
- Melvin, are you?
- Well, I guess you can't disclose that information.
- Yeah, I get a lot of, like
- angry shills showing up to my apartment,
- Melvin's in an undisclosed bunker underground
- doing all this,
- I'll just say where I live it's cold.
- Make the channel.
- Into shits on this platform.
- Now we're talking, here we go.
- And to fight back for the fans of George Lucas.
- Hello there.
- It's a party!
- So you know what's bothering me?
- Why are people defending Sabine Wren?
- She's literally Rey two point oh.
- And people are defending her.
- They come on my comments.
- I hate the sickos.
- I hate Rey Skywalker.
- But I love Ashok and I love Sabine.
- Sabine actually had some training.
- Yeah, she has some blood.
- No, that's the thing.
- She didn't.
- She didn't.
- She had one hour of plagiarized Star Wars Episode IV
- New Hope training,
- You know, think about like a basketball player.
- Not everyone could be in the NBA.
- Not everyone has the athletic ability.
- Sabine doesn't have the potential to do it.
- It doesn't matter how much she tries.
- And the thing is, she had one hour of training
- so she didn't even try at all.
- She is Rey two point zero.
- Here's what I don't get.
- You know slice and dice him.
- I felt like, I was the only one who thought that was bullshit,
- Everyone's like clapping going like Really?
- That's not how the force works.
- It just I've never seen star wars.
- It's non canon at the end of the episode Hold on.
- Hold on.
- You don't get too many perspectives like yours
- because there are usually like fans that are either like.
- What people gotta know is the sequels weren't a fluke.
- The shows are trash.
- Disney stars is trash.
- Quit coping.
- Join the dark side.
- Become a knight.
- Alright, Melvin, just shout out your goddamn channel, okay?
- I'm just giving you a fucking two seconds, goddammit.
- What's your channel?
- You need a shin body pillow, and you're good.
- Yeah, now you need to do that much for sure.
- Alright, now we're going too far.
- Alright, we love you guys.
- We'll catch up with you in a little bit.
- Avenge Star Wars.
- Oh, my kicks are killing me right now.
- We're sisters of the night
- We are the sisters of the night
- The night, oh yeah, The sisters of the night
- We are the sisters of the night
- The night, oh yeah, The sisters of the night
- We are the sisters of the night
- The night.
- Here to wreck the internet.
