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Dame Joan Collins Did A Split IN HEELS | The Graham Norton Show

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make

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  • noun
  • Product made by a particular company; brand
  • verb
  • To arrange or prepare something e.g. dinner
  • To get to (a place) on time
  • To gain the status of (teacher, lawyer, etc.)
  • To create something by putting things together
  • To earn a certain amount of money at a job
  • To cause or force a person to do something
  • To cause something to happen or be formed

you

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  • pronoun
  • Person someone is speaking or writing to
  • Person or people in general

how

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  • adjecitve
  • To what degree? in what amount?
  • adverb
  • (Used to explain the way to do something)
  • exclamation
  • For what purpose or reason?
  • (Used to ask someone or something's condition)

this

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  • adjecitve
  • Used to indicate something already been discussed
  • Used to indicate something happening around now
  • adverb
  • An indication by a physical motion or gesture
  • A specific amount of
  • determiner
  • Person, thing, or idea near you
  • pronoun
  • Person, thing that has already been discussed

teach

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  • To help someone learn or do something

man

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  • Humans in general, including male and female
  • An adult male human being
  • Male who acts in a masculine way; not like a woman
  • verb
  • To control or operate (a machine); be in charge of
  • To operate a machine (a boat, etc.)

dance

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  • noun
  • A series of steps and movements in time to music
  • A social event with dancing while music is playing
  • verb
  • To move your body rhythmically to music

the

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  • article
  • Used to refer to something already mentioned
  • Used to show there is only one of something
  • determiner
  • Used to describe all of a family

big

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  • adjecitve
  • Popular
  • Serious
  • Large

case

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  • noun
  • Container used to carry things, e.g. clothes
  • Set of facts about a crime
  • Set of facts about an event
  • Example or instance of something
  • verb
  • To find out about a place, as in planning to steal

anyone

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  • pronoun
  • Any person

what

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  • pronoun
  • Thing or things that; the same kind as
  • Used to emphasize something you are about to say
  • adjecitve
  • Used to refer to a particular amount, or number
  • Used to place emphasis on a particular quality
  • adverb
  • To a certain degree
  • determiner
  • Question words used for asking for information
  • exclamation
  • Used to express excitement, shock, or surprise
  • Used to ask people to repeat something they said

that

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  • adjecitve
  • The person or thing being talked about
  • Used to identify something both the speakers know
  • adverb
  • Used to reinforce adjectives and adverbs
  • To such a degree
  • conjunction
  • Used to connect a noun clause
  • Used to introduce an adverbial clause
  • Used to introduce a noun clause
  • determiner
  • Used as a noun to refer to something
  • pronoun
  • Referring an object far away
  • Used to refer to the relative pronoun ‘which’

sit

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  • To take an exam
  • To be in a resting position on a chair
  • To provide seating for people
  • To remain in a still position while being painted

like

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  • adjecitve
  • Being equal in status or kind to something else
  • Similar; the same
  • adverb
  • For example
  • preposition
  • Used as a filler; used to ad emphasis
  • In a way similar to the way something is done
  • Such as; for example
  • verb
  • To want to
  • To find something pleasing; to prefer something

grandmother

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  • Your mother or father's mother

about

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  • adverb
  • To be ready to; going to
  • Nearly; approximately; roughly
  • Near; next to; close to
  • In every direction; in the area of
  • preposition
  • Concerning or of (a topic)

yeah

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  • exclamation
  • Another way of saying 'yes'

happen

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  • verb
  • To take place or occur

must

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  • noun
  • Something that is necessary or required
  • other
  • (Used to state that something ought to be true)
  • Used to say something is required or necessary

down

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  • adjecitve
  • Being sad, sick, or unhappy
  • Not operating, working, or functioning as expected
  • adverb
  • In a sitting or lying position
  • Towards or on the ground, floor, or bottom
  • Written or copied onto a piece of paper or book
  • noun
  • A period of play in American Football
  • The soft, smooth hairs that cover a bird's body
  • preposition
  • Along something's path, course, or direction
  • Going from a higher position to a lower position
  • verb
  • To eat or drink very quickly and without stopping

tell

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  • verb
  • To (strongly) advise a person to do something
  • To be able to guess
  • To say or communicate information to someone
  • To inform, but without speaking; indicate
  • To have a negative effect on someone
  • To order someone to do something; command
  • To recognize something based on certain signs
  • To report something to an authority
  • To explain something or teach someone something

skirt

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  • noun
  • To go around the edge of an area
  • Loose piece of women's clothing for the lower body

bill

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  • noun
  • Plan for a new law being discussed by a government
  • Sign or poster advertising something
  • Paper money; a bank note
  • Piece of paper showing what you have to pay
  • Hard, often pointed part of a bird's mouth
  • Person's name
  • verb
  • To request payment by handing over an invoice

get

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  • verb
  • To become affected by illness or disease
  • To begin to feel or understand an emotion or idea
  • To send or bring someone or something home, etc.
  • To go somewhere to obtain something
  • To (cause to) do a particular thing
  • To obtain, receive or be given something
  • To currently have
  • To prepare for use
  • To understand something being said or read

aware

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  • adjecitve
  • Knowing or feeling that something exists

something

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  • adverb
  • In some degree or measure
  • noun
  • a person or thing of some value or consequence
  • pronoun
  • Thing that is not yet known or named
  • Approximately

share

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  • noun
  • Part-ownership in a property, business or company
  • Part of a company you own, shown by a certificate
  • verb
  • To divide something between two or more people
  • To allow others to use your things equally
  • To give information, etc. to someone

out

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  • adverb
  • No longer stylish (e.g. fashion)
  • Away from home, business, or the usual place
  • In a direction/movement away from inside or center
  • noun
  • Act when a batter cannot continue playing
  • verb
  • To tell people a secret

only

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  • adverb
  • Just one; just that amount or thing; not more than
  • Not very important or serious
  • Just that type of thing, person
  • Short time ago; not before a certain time
  • conjunction
  • Except; but

furious

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  • adjecitve
  • Extremely angry

lot

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  • noun
  • What happens to a person in life from chance; fate
  • A group of people seen together
  • Item for sale at an auction
  • Small area of land used for a purpose e.g. parking

joan

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guy

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  • noun
  • Man; boy; any person

and

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  • conjunction
  • Used to refer to two or more things
  • Plus; in addition; on top of that
  • Used to introduce an action that follows another

picture

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  • noun
  • General situation or state of being
  • Mental image of what something is or looks like
  • Movie; film
  • Painting, drawing or photograph on paper or screen
  • verb
  • To understand or imagine something
  • To imagine someone or something in an image

think

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  • verb
  • To have an idea about something without certainty
  • To have an idea, opinion or belief about something

should

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  • other
  • Used to indicate what is proper or reasonable

idiot

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  • noun
  • A person who is foolish or not very smart

burn

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  • noun
  • Damage from fire or heat
  • verb
  • To destroy with fire
  • To feel pain and heat
  • To use as fuel for a fire to make light or heat
  • To overcook food with too much heat it goes black

skill

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  • noun
  • Ability to do something well

day

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  • noun
  • A period of 24 hours beginning at midnight
  • The period of time when it is light outside
  • Person's name

will

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  • noun
  • Desire or choice of someone
  • Document saying who gets your money when you die
  • Strong desire to do something; determination
  • Desire to do something; strong wish to do
  • other
  • Used with verbs to express the future
  • verb
  • To leave property to someone after your death
  • To use mental effort to make something happen
  • Am (is, are) likely to do
  • To influence someone to do something
  • To make something happen by strongly wanting it

totally

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  • adverb
  • In a complete way; completely; absolutely

feel

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  • verb
  • To be aware of or experience an emotion, sensation
  • To sense through direct contact; touch

programme

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  • noun
  • A plan or schedule of events
  • TV show
  • verb
  • To write computer code for a piece of software

never

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  • adverb
  • Not ever; not at any time

lionel

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joke

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  • noun
  • A funny or amusing statement
  • Something or someone not taken seriously
  • verb
  • To say or do things that are meant to be funny

anyway

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  • adverb
  • A word used to change the topic of a conversation

loren

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  • other
  • Italian film actress (born in )

for

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  • preposition
  • Used to show the purpose, or need of something

split

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  • adjecitve
  • No longer married or in a relationship
  • (Injured) by cutting it open, as in someone's lip
  • (Of a decision) when people cannot decide a winner
  • noun
  • Difference of opinion in a group causing a break
  • Separation or a break in something
  • verb
  • To become divided or broken along a straight line
  • To cause a cut in (lip, etc.)
  • To have difference of opinion in a group
  • To separate into two or more pieces
  • To divide something in an even or fair way

laugh

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  • noun
  • Happy noise you make when something is funny
  • verb
  • To make a happy sound when something is funny

well

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  • adjecitve
  • Being in a fortunate, good condition or state
  • Healthy and in good condition
  • adverb
  • In an acceptable, proper, or successful manner
  • In a complete, total, or full manner
  • A great and considerable degree
  • In a successful way, in a good or satisfactory way
  • exclamation
  • Used to begin or continue a particular statement
  • Used to show you want to start saying something
  • Used to express that you are waiting for a reply
  • You say this to change the topic of a conversation
  • Used to indicate you are making a final remark
  • noun
  • Long deep hole in the ground to get water
  • verb
  • To cause your eyes to fill with tears

start

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  • noun
  • First time or place that a thing exists; beginning
  • First opportunity to achieve something, e.g. a job
  • Sudden action or movement because you are scared
  • other
  • Beginning of something in place or time
  • verb
  • To do, be or happen for the first time; begin
  • To turn something on

everybody

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  • pronoun
  • Every person; everyone

talk

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  • noun
  • Style of speaking
  • Discussion between two countries
  • Giving information in front of people; lecture
  • Saying things or ideas to someone with words
  • verb
  • To make a formal speech about something
  • To say things or ideas to someone with words

television

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  • noun
  • Device that broadcasts programs, movies or show

sorry

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  • exclamation
  • What you say to admit you were wrong
  • adjecitve
  • Causing others to feel pity; poor
  • Feeling regret or sympathy about wrong thing

nice

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  • adjecitve
  • Being attractive or of high quality or value
  • Good or enjoyable
  • Being kind or friendly

believe

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  • verb
  • To think or accept that something is true
  • To have a particular opinion about something

bit

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  • noun
  • Device put in a horse's mouth to control it
  • Small piece of something
  • verb
  • (E.g. of fish) to take bait and be caught

they

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  • pronoun
  • Two or more people, animals, or things

very

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  • adjecitve
  • Concerning a large degree or amount
  • adverb
  • A lot; much; many
  • Used to stress or emphasize a noun

collins

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yes

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  • adverb
  • Way to say you agree or will do something

old

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  • adjecitve
  • Having existed for a long time, not young or new
  • Age of a person since birth

show

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  • noun
  • False display of love, emotion or action
  • An event for displaying or promoting goods
  • Play, opera or theater production
  • Presentation that is broadcast on TV or radio
  • verb
  • To be easily seen or displayed
  • To display your emotions or feelings
  • To let someone see something; display
  • To explain or teach how something is done
  • To lead someone somewhere; point them to something
  • To prove something to be true, correct
  • To reveal or allow something to be seen

backstage

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  • adverb
  • In the area of a theater behind the stage

who

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  • pronoun
  • Which person
  • Used to introduce information about people

heel

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  • exclamation
  • Instruction of a dog to follow you closely
  • noun
  • Back or end part of something
  • Rounded back part of the foot
  • Part of a sock or shoe
  • verb
  • To provide/repair the back underneath part of shoe

dame

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  • noun
  • Title of respect given to a woman

problem

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  • adjecitve
  • Causing trouble
  • noun
  • Something difficult to deal with or causes trouble
  • Question to show understanding of a math concept

film

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  • noun
  • Thin layer that covers something
  • Movie
  • verb
  • To record moving action with a camera

with

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  • preposition
  • As an employee of a certain company
  • Against something or someone
  • By using something as a means
  • Due to; because of
  • Including
  • Possessing as a feature
  • Related to
  • (Of the manner/attitude by which you do something)
  • Used to express that people or things are together

initially

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  • adverb
  • At first; originally

have

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  • verb
  • To drink, smoke, eat or use something
  • To experience the effects of something
  • To organize an event, or join in an activity
  • To own, possess, or hold something
  • To cause to happen or produce a particular effect

before

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  • adverb
  • At a time earlier than the present; previously
  • conjunction
  • In advance of something happening
  • preposition
  • In front of someone or something

know

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  • verb
  • To be familiar with a person or place, thing
  • To feel sure or be convinced about something
  • To discover or be aware of something
  • To be able to distinguish
  • To have knowledge of things

could

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  • other
  • Past form of 'can' to mean have ability
  • Used to ask for something politely, or to offer

complete

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  • adjecitve
  • Being finished; done; achieved
  • Being as perfect and as total as could be
  • verb
  • To finish or reach the end of doing something

fantastic

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  • adjecitve
  • Strange or unusual in design or appearance
  • Very large, fast or great
  • Hard to believe; amazing

sophia

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richie

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leighton

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good

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  • adjecitve
  • Proper, appropriate or right
  • (Of an amount) enough; plenty
  • Excellent; high quality
  • Acting well or properly; of moral character
  • In a positive or happy emotional state
  • noun
  • Advantage or benefit

cut

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  • noun
  • Act/instance of reducing the size or amount of
  • Small opening made using a sharp object, knife
  • A wound on someone's skin caused by a sharp object
  • verb
  • To reduce the size or amount of something
  • To use knife or scissors to divide, open surfaces

but

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  • conjunction
  • Used before you say something different, opposite

now

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  • adverb
  • At the present time or moment
  • Right away or in the next possible moment
  • Used to refer to something that just happened
  • Time between the present and a moment in the past
  • conjunction
  • Resulting from or because of something

friend

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  • noun
  • Person who you like and enjoy being with

quite

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  • adverb
  • Not very; fairly
  • Very; In a complete or total manner

minute

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  • adjecitve
  • Very very small
  • noun
  • Notes taken at a meeting to record what was said
  • Short period of time
  • Unit of time equal to 60 seconds
  • verb
  • To record in writing what is said at a meeting

not

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  • adverb
  • Word indicating the negative
  • (Used to form the negative of verbs)

italian

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  • adjecitve
  • Concerning the culture and people of Italy
  • noun
  • Person from Italy

crazy

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  • adjecitve
  • Mentally ill; mad
  • Not being sensible or practical
  • Really like someone or something very much
  • noun
  • Person acting in a manner that is strange and odd

can

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  • noun
  • A metal container for storing food
  • other
  • Able to; have the skill to; have the time to
  • verb
  • To have permission to
  • To be possible to do
  • To preserve food by sealing it in a metal container

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  • Having a great distance from one side to the other
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  • Fully; completely
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  • Dame Joan Collins Did A Split IN HEELS | The Graham Norton ShowDame Joan Collins is known for many things, but her dancing skills may not be at the top of that list. However, during a recent appearance on the Italian television show, she surprised everyone with her unexpected talent. Collins was invited to the program alongside her friend, Bill Wyman, and during their backstage chat with Lionel Richie, they decided to do something they had never done before on television. Collins, always up for a challenge, was curious about what she could do.She had a big, wide skirt on, and she thought about doing a split. She attempted it but couldn't quite make it all the way down. But then she had an idea - what if she went all the way down and completed the split on stage? Wyman encouraged her, believing that the audience would love it. And so, Collins took the stage with an Italian partner who asked her about her upcoming film projects.But Collins waved off the question and said she would do something her grandmother had taught her. With a lift of her skirt, she executed a perfect split and the audience went wild with laughter and applause. It was a huge success, except for one small problem - Collins couldn't get up afterward. Her thighs were burning for days as a result of the exertion. Collins jokingly asked if anyone else's thighs burn for days, sympathizing with the physical toll of the split.Host Graham Norton interrupted the discussion to show a picture of Collins doing the split. The image captured the moment perfectly - Collins in heels, mid-split, and looking slightly foolish but also triumphant. It served as proof of her impressive feat and added to the enjoyment of the audience.In conclusion, Dame Joan Collins showcased her unexpected dancing talent on an Italian television show. With the encouragement of a friend, she decided to attempt a split on stage and succeeded, despite the difficulty of the feat. The picture of her mid-split in heels serves as evidence of her triumph and adds to the humor of the moment. It was a memorable performance that showcased Collins' willingness to take on new challenges and entertain her audience.
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  • I thought I knew a lot about Dame Joan Collins, but I was not aware of your dancing skills.
  • My dancing skills?
  • Well, you share a skill with Leighton.
  • You were on an Italian television programme.
  • Oh!
  • Tell us what you did on the Italian television show.
  • I went on this programme initially with Bill Wyman, a very old friend, and we're sitting backstage talking to Lionel Richie, as you do.
  • Bill said, you know, we're going to have to do something on the show that we've never done before on TV.
  • I said, you're joking.
  • He said, yeah, what are you going to do?
  • I said, I can't think.
  • I said, well...
  • How about this?
  • So I had this big, wide skirt on, and I started to do a split, but I couldn't quite make it.
  • So I said, if I go down there totally, you think they'll like that?
  • And he said, I think they will.
  • So I get on the stage with this Italian guy, and he says, now, Joan, what do you do now?
  • You know, what are you doing?
  • What film are you doing?
  • And sorry, I shouldn't do that.
  • It was very good.
  • Cut.
  • Cut that out.
  • Cut that bit out.
  • Sophia Loren is furious.
  • Anyway, I go on the show with this Italian, very nice man, who was saying, so Joan.
  • What are you going to do?
  • Never done before on television.
  • So I said, well, my grandmother taught me this, so I'll do it.
  • So I lifted up my skirt and I went and did a complete split and everybody went crazy and laughed and laughed and laughed.
  • And it was fantastic.
  • The only problem was I couldn't get up.
  • And my thighs were burning for days.
  • Do your thighs burn for days?
  • Oh, I feel you.
  • I feel you.
  • I must stop you for a minute.
  • I must stop you for a minute, because in case anyone doesn't believe that happened, we've got the picture of you doing the splits.
  • Oh, have you?
  • There is Joan.
  • Oh, yes.
  • And in heels.
  • In heels.
  • What an idiot.